The cold treat is one of the most hellasually delectable delights the world has to offer. Nothing soothes the soul better on a hot West Coast day than a leisurely beverage or ice cream cone. Whether on ice, blended, alcoholic, or clean and sober; these frigid joys are glorious creations. If the casual human is not the master of their domain, however, tasty treats can go from splendiferous to horrendous due to a drastically non-casual occurrence...THE BRAIN FREEZE...Brrrr...
The Brain Freeze is the instant result of an over eager attempt at being too casual. If the casual consumer gets too excited to slug down their summer slurpee (although it's always slurpee season on the West Coast), a sharp, quick pain shoots straight to the brain. This pain cannot truly be described, as the feeling is unlike any other. There is an exact science to it though that has appeared in recent studies. It goes like this...
The warmness of the West Coast brain freezes over like the arctic. Penguins and polar bears then appear inside of the cranium and bite and poke at the brain with their teeth and beaks respectively. After a short while, they build an igloo, mate, and an eskimo is born. This eskimo is mean however (half bear/half penguin) and he pokes the skull with an icicle. Finally the pacific sun returns and the ice melts away as the creatures go into hibernation.
Beware the brain freeze friends, sip slowly, and most importantly...
Stay Casual...
Brain Freezes is perfect because I like to feel that sensation in my head when I eat something cold it's a perfect sensation, because you feel like dizzy and crazy.m10m
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